Plaid Polyester

Plaid Polyester
Is My Lime Green Plaid Polyester Leisure Suit Okay To Wear To Mass Tomorrow?

I just got it back from the wash lady, and I must say…I’m tickled pink. I have the pair of white patent leather shoes still I forgot to return to the formal wear place, and I think I look great. My wife however, says that the big silver belt buckle will distract people from their prayers. Heck, last time I wore it, she made me buy those orange argyle socks to wear with it, and they got snagged on the door of my Firebird. She doesn’t know fashion, I think. So, do you think my lime green plaid Polyester Leisure suit will be okay, even if I do have a big shiny buckle on the belt?

Uh-oh…we’ll be wearing the same outfit! I smell a cat fight….